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Cool Phone Call.....

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die
and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the
phone is for.

The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.

When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is
a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30
minutes.

When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is
6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.

When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is
$5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil
why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the
country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
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