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Old 04-21-2011, 10:25 PM
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Cool Phone Call.....

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die
and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the
phone is for.

The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.

When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is
a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30

When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is
6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.

When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil
why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the
country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
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Old 06-05-2011, 08:15 PM
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I think you are really down on "Odumba"
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